You might have seen him

In your church, there is this one guy who always wears the same pair of old shoes. he just seems to be happier than all of you, he is never late for service, he truly loves God and he is a good man, no girl looks at him twice unless they are making fun of him...

Ladies, please respect that guy, be kind to him...you'll never know when you might need one of his shoelaces to tie your bra in case of a  wardrobe malfunction😄😄

~Sage_mode~

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